Mount Pleasant Magazine Sept/Oct 2016

Orange

– The perfect color for a school. You can go the

game on Saturday, hunt on Sunday and pick up trash

on the side of the freeway the rest of the week.

Howdo you know you’re in a Clemson bar?

• If you call the number on the bathroomwall, you get

the farm report.

Howdid the ClemsonTigers fandie fromdrinkingmilk?

• The cow fell on him.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the armof a

Clemson fan?

• A tattoo.

Clemson University:

Turn left at the barn and keep

driving. You’ll get here eventually.

Howdo you know that the toothbrushwas invented

at Clemson?

• If it was invented any place else, it would have been

called the teethbrush.

CLEMSON CAROLINA

Jokes!

What does the average University of South Carolina

student get on his final exams?

• Drool.

What do you get when you breed a groundhog and

the South Carolina Gamecocks?

• Six more weeks of bad football.

What do you call a South Carolina football player

with a championship ring?

• A thief.

Howdo Gamecocks brain cells die?

• Alone.

What’s the only sign of intelligence in Columbia,

South Carolina?

• Clemson - 130 Miles.

What does a South Carolina Gamecock fan dowhen

his teamhas won the BCS championship?

• He turns off the PlayStation 3.