Mount Pleasant Magazine Sept/Oct 2019

63 www.MountPleasantMagazine.com | www.BestOfMP.com | www.ReadMPM.com feature CAROLINA About Jokes! ------------------------------------------------------------------- “Best looking coed at USC is a visitor.” Billy DuVall, Mount Pleasant Magazine Facebook comment ---------------------------------------------------------------------- “The USC library burns. Three books are found. Two are found not colored in.” Mark DuVall, Mount Pleasant Magazine Facebook comment ---------------------------------------------------------------------- “What do Gamecock fans do after they win an SEC championship? They turn off the PlayStation.” ---------------------------------------------------------------------- “How many University of South Carolina freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? None, it’s a sophomore course.” ------------------------------------------------------------------- “Why do South Carolina football players like smart women? Opposites attract.” ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- “A Clemson grad and a Gamecock both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first? The Clemson grad because the Gamecock would have to stop to ask for directions.” ---------------------------------------------------------------------- “Did you hear about the USC grad that got fired from the M&M manufacturer? He kept throwing out all the ones with ‘W.’” ---------------------------------------------------------------------- “How many USC fans does it take to change a light bulb? About 75,000. One to change the bulb and 74,999 to stand around and talk about how great the old one used to be.” ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ® TAILOR-MADE FOR THE LOWCOUNTRY. At South Atlantic Bank, you’ll work with experienced community bankers who share your love of the Lowcountry. As your neighbors and banking partners, we use technology specifically designed to enhance face-to-face relationships—not replace them. 480 East Bay St 843.414.5900 southatlantic.bank 930 Johnnie Dodds Blvd 843.972.4300