Mount Pleasant Magazine Sept/Oct 2019

64 www.MountPleasantMagazine.com | www.BestOfMP.com | www.ReadMPM.com feature Jokes! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ “One day in an elementary school in Columbia, South Carolina, a teacher asks her class if the South Carolina Gamecocks are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for little Jimmy. The teacher asks, ‘What’s your favorite football team Jimmy?’ Little Jimmy says, ‘The Clemson Tigers.’The teacher asks, ‘Well, why is that?’ Little Jimmy says, ‘Well, my dad is a Tiger fan, my mom is a Tiger fan, I guess that makes me a Tiger fan.’ The teacher, angered by his reply, says, ‘If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot, what would that make you?’ Little Jimmy says, ‘Well, I guess that would make me a South Carolina fan.’” -------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- “What kind of jokes do they tell in Poland? Clemson jokes!” ----------------------------------------------------------------------- “How do you know you’re in a Clemson bar? If you call the number on the bathroom wall, you get the farm report.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------- “Orange. The perfect color for a school. You can go to the game on Saturday, hunt on Sunday and pick up trash on the side of the freeway the rest of the week.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------- “Directions to Clemson: West till you smell it. South till you step in it!” -------------------------------------------------------------------- CLEMSON About